OK, pics didn't work, can't take timed photos w/ my iphone (If anyone knows how let me know please!) - but here's what happened. I drove to a secluded spot where they are building a new Baptist church. I parked the car back about 150 yards from the road. Wide open field of vision as this used to be a field. A few cars normally go by, but I figured that since school was closed there world not be any buses or parents picking up their kids.

I got out of the car went to place the keys about 100 yards to the left, a parallel walk to the road on one side and a housing development on the left. There is a small group of trees about 1/2 way to where I left the keys (A refuge if I needed it). While I was walking there I was met by a group of 4 teenagers (As school is out today 3 guys and 1 girl) all smoking something besides tobacco. I think I scared them more than they scared me! At least I was still clothed. They really thought I was a narc as I was still dressed from work.

Once I knew what tey were there for, and they knew I wasn't a cop (Anymore) they asked if I wanted a hit. Wrong idea... after a few minutes of sharing some fun w/ then I spilled the beans as to why I was there. They all thought it was cool but also thought I would wuss out and not do it.

So... I challenged the kids to do it with me. All of them agreed but when it came time to strip they all chickened out. WUSSIES!

So I told them that they were all useless and the 3 guys kept quiet and started smoking another home made... I started to walk back to the car, to go find another place, when the girl said that if I did it she would. All 3 guys started cheering. But, she wanted 1 home made cigarette to split between her and I before we did the deed. (To which I readily assented). After finishing the item in question we went back to the car while the 3 stooges hid the keys - they had the idea to play hot and cold to rell us where the keys were. We stripped (And she did look nice) she commented on my woody and I told her her nipples were nice (Puffies with 3 nice levels - I swear while the nipples were hard they were bigger than her boobs!) I was hoping she would take m by my cock and lead me around but I guess that only happens in pornos!

After about 5 mins of "Hotter" "COLDER!!" we were getting pretty frustrated. Then a minivan full of people went by followed by another car. The girl and I then asked where the hell the keys were and the 3 stooges laughed and laughed. I though they would puke! Then one of them took the friggen keys out of his pocket. WHAT A LOSER!

I went back to the car and we got out clothes on. She was dripping wet (And so was I). We chatted a little more (All of us) and I left on my way without so much as a peck on the cheek! But I did get a phone number that I can text message to to see when they are smoking again asn I am now officially the "Coolest Old Dude" - Shit I hate that title!